Start your day with a joke from BFFs Hillary and Larry. Every day, Hillary and Larry share jokes, knock-knocks, puns and more. And you'll always find them celebrating some fun holiday. Tune in daily!
1 - Are monsters any good at math? (0 min)
April 1, 2019: April Fool's Day
2 - What type of sandwiches do sharks eat? (0 min)
April 2, 2019: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
3 - Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? (0 min)
April 3, 2019: World Party Day
4 - Why didn’t the poet finish her poem? (0 min)
April 4, 2019
5 - Where do dandelions send their kids to learn? (1 min)
April 5, 2019: National Dandelion Day
6 - What does Hillary say to her watch when she sees it? (0 min)
April 6, 2019
7 - Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the gym? (0 min)
April 7, 2019: World Health Day
8 - Why do hummingbirds hum? (0 min)
April 8, 2019: Draw a Picture of a Bird Day
9 - Knock Knock. Harry who? (0 min)
April 9, 2019: Name Yourself Day
10 - What do camels use to hide themselves? (0 min)
April 10, 2019
11 - What did the taco say to the cat? (1 min)
April 11, 2019
12 - Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? (0 min)
April 12, 2019
13 - Did you hear the joke about the peach? (0 min)
April 13, 2019: National Peach Cobbler Day
14 - How do dolphins makes a tough decision? (0 min)
April 14, 2019: National Dolphin Day
15 - Where does a cow hang her paintings? (0 min)
April 15, 2019
16 - Do you know what the librarian uses to catch fish? (0 min)
April 16, 2019: National Librarian Day
17 - Why did the vampire need mouthwash? (0 min)
April 17, 2019: Bat Appreciation Day
18 - What kind of tree gives the best high fives? (0 min)
April 18, 2019: National High Five Day
19 - What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? (0 min)
April 19, 2019
20 - Knock Knock. Spell who? (0 min)
April 20, 2019
21 - What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? (0 min)
April 21, 2019
22 - How can you tell if an ocean is friendly? (0 min)
April 22, 2019: Earth Day
23 - Why was the toilet paper roll worried? (1 min)
April 23, 2019
24 - Knock Knock. Doris who? (0 min)
April 24, 2019
25 - What’s Hillary's iguana’s favorite movie? (0 min)
April 25, 2019: Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day
26 - What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? (0 min)
April 26, 2019
27 - Which days are the strongest? (0 min)
April 27, 2019
28 - What’s a horse’s favorite sport? (0 min)
April 28, 2019
29 - What’s a King’s favorite type of weather? (1 min)
April 29, 2019
30 - Does February like March? (0 min)
April 30, 2019
31 - What time is it when a rhinoceros sits on your bed? (0 min)
May 1, 2019: Save the Rhino Day
32 - Why did it take the piano player forever to unlock his door? (0 min)
May 2, 2019
33 - How do you know when a dog is getting dressed? (0 min)
May 3, 2019: No Pants Day
34 - Why did Darth Vader cross the road? (0 min)
May 4, 2019: Star Wars Day
35 - What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (0 min)
May 5, 2019: National Hoagie Day
36 - Why does Hillary want to check out the hotel run by witches? (0 min)
May 6, 2019: National Tourist Day
37 - Which U.S. state has the most math teachers? (0 min)
May 7, 2019
38 - Why do nurses always carry red markers? (1 min)
May 8, 2019: School Nurses Day
39 - Did you hear what the hat said to the sock when they were out for a hike? (0 min)
May 9, 2019: Lost Sock Memorial Day
40 - What do Pokemon do when they’re not listening to podcasts? (1 min)
May 10, 2019: Movie Release: Detective Pikachu
41 - Do you know how trains prepare for a very long ride? (0 min)
May 11, 2019: National Train Day
42 - What do cats get their mothers for Mother’s Day? (1 min)
May 12, 2019: Mother's Day
43 - What does the frog eat? (0 min)
May 13, 2019: Frog Jumping Day
44 - Why did the chicken cross the road? (1 min)
May 14, 2019: Dance Like A Chicken Day
45 - Why does the basketball player like chocolate chip cookies? (0 min)
May 15, 2019: National Chocolate Chip Day
46 - How do trees browse the internet? (0 min)
May 16, 2019: Love A Tree Day
47 - What is Larry's dog’s favorite type of pizza? (0 min)
May 17, 2019: Pizza Party Day
48 - What does a triceratops sit on? (0 min)
May 18, 2019: International Museum Day
49 - Why did the golfers go to the playground? (0 min)
May 19, 2019: May 16-19 US PGA
50 - Why was the strawberry late to work? (0 min)
May 20, 2019: Pick Strawberries Day
51 - Why did the canoe cross the lake? (0 min)
May 21, 2019
52 - Why did the turkey become a drummer? (0 min)
May 22, 2019: Buy A Musical Instrument Day
53 - When does it rain quarters? (0 min)
May 23, 2019: Lucky Penny Day
54 - How do snails send each other letters? (0 min)
May 24, 2019: National Escargot Day
55 - Why did the diver fall asleep at the swim meet? (1 min)
May 25, 2019
56 - What time do astronauts eat? (1 min)
May 26, 2019: Sally Ride Day
57 - Why do bananas use sunscreen? (0 min)
May 27, 2019: Sunscreen Day
58 - Why does Hillary get extra pickles on her burger? (0 min)
May 28, 2019: National Hamburger Day
59 - What did the worm write on to write a letter? (0 min)
May 29, 2019: Learn About Composting Day
60 - What do you get when you plant kisses? (0 min)
May 30, 2019: Water A Flower Day
61 - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (0 min)
May 31, 2019
62 - What did the ancient Romans use to cut string? (1 min)
June 1, 2019: Flip a Coin Day
63 - What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? (0 min)
June 2, 2019
64 - Pete and Repeat went on a hike. Pete got lost. Who was left? (0 min)
June 3, 2019: Repeat Day
65 - What’s Frankenstein’s favorite snack? (1 min)
June 4, 2019: National Cheese Day
66 - What’s the difference between weather and climate? (1 min)
June 5, 2019: World Environment Day
67 - What goes BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZUB? (0 min)
June 6, 2019: National Yo-Yo Day
68 - What kind of donut can fly? (1 min)
June 7, 2019: National Doughnut Day
69 - Why did the owl invite her friends over? (1 min)
June 8, 2019: Best Friends Day
70 - What did the rock say to the geologist? (0 min)
June 9, 2019
71 - Which seasoning is the worst at keeping secrets? (0 min)
June 10, 2019: Herb and Spices Day
72 - Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? (0 min)
June 11, 2019: National Corn on the Cob Day
73 - Did you hear about the peanut who went to space? (0 min)
June 12, 2019: National Peanut Butter Cookie Day
74 - Did you hear the joke about the dull sewing needle? (0 min)
June 13, 2019: Sewing Machine Day
75 - Do you know what comes at the end of a rainbow? (1 min)
June 14, 2019
76 - Why didn’t the circus clown ever learn to juggle? (1 min)
June 15, 2019: World Juggler's Day
77 - What’s a poop’s favorite dessert? (1 min)
June 16, 2019: Father's Day
78 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? (0 min)
June 17, 2019
79 - Why did the chef take a sushi-making class? (0 min)
June 18, 2019: International Sushi Day
80 - Why was the math book sad? (1 min)
June 19, 2019
81 - What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? (0 min)
June 20, 2019: National Bald Eagle Day
82 - Why do oranges wear sunscreen at the beach? (0 min)
June 21, 2019: Summer Solstice
83 - What’s a monkey’s favorite type of cookie? (0 min)
June 22, 2019: National Chocolate Eclair Day
84 - Where do crayons go on vacation? (0 min)
June 23, 2019: National Pink Day
85 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? (0 min)
June 24, 2019: Swim a Lap Day
86 - What starts and ends with an E, but contains only one letter? (0 min)
June 25, 2019
87 - What do you do with a sick boat? (0 min)
June 26, 2019: National Canoe Day
88 - What do you call a bear that wears sunglasses? (0 min)
June 27, 2019: Sun Glasses Day
89 - What did the noodle say to the other noodle? (0 min)
June 28, 2019
90 - What are two things you can’t eat for breakfast? (1 min)
June 29, 2019: Waffle Iron Day
91 - What’s an astronomer’s favorite thing to read? (0 min)
June 30, 2019: Meteor Day
92 - Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? (1 min)
July 1, 2019: International Joke Day
93 - Why did the cow want to be an astronaut? (1 min)
July 2, 2019: World UFO Day
94 - What’s invisible and smells like carrots? (1 min)
July 3, 2019: Eat Beans Day
95 - Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? (0 min)
July 4, 2019: Independence Day
96 - What was Spiderman's job before he was a superhero? (0 min)
July 5, 2019
97 - Why do bicycles fall over? (1 min)
July 6, 2019
98 - What do you call a bear stuck in the rain? (0 min)
July 7, 2019
99 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? (0 min)
July 8, 2019
100 - Why do tigers have stripes? (0 min)
July 9, 2019
101 - Why do dragons sleep during the day? (1 min)
July 10, 2019
102 - What type of food is the bottom part of your leg? (0 min)
July 11, 2019
103 - What kind of dog makes the best magician? (0 min)
July 12, 2019
104 - How did the fry propose marriage to the burger? (1 min)
July 13, 2019: National French Fries Day
105 - What comes before tennis? (1 min)
July 14, 2019
106 - What do you call a cow that just had a baby? (0 min)
July 15, 2019: Cow Appreciation
107 - How do you know if a snake loves you? (1 min)
July 16, 2019: World Snake Day
108 - How do you make a hot dog stand? (0 min)
July 17, 2019: National Hot Dog Day
109 - What did the nut say when it sneezed? (0 min)
July 18, 2019
110 - What’s the best time to tell a lion joke? (0 min)
July 19, 2019
111 - "What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? " (0 min)
July 20, 2019
112 - Why was the ice cream cone so bad at tennis? (1 min)
July 21, 2019: National Ice Cream day
113 - What kind of music are balloons scared of? (1 min)
July 22, 2019
114 - What did the plate say to the fork? (0 min)
July 23, 2019
115 - What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane? (1 min)
July 24, 2019: Amelia Earhart Day
116 - Why shouldn’t you tell jokes in a skating rink? (1 min)
July 25, 2019
117 - Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? (0 min)
July 26, 2019: Aunt & Uncle Day
118 - What do you call it when Larry wears cowboy clothes? (1 min)
July 27, 2019: National Day of the Cowboy
119 - Do you know when ducks wake up in the morning? (0 min)
July 28, 2019
120 - Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? (0 min)
July 29, 2019: International Tiger Day
121 - Why did the mushroom have a lot of friends? (0 min)
July 30, 2019: International Day of Friendship
122 - What do you call a fairy who needs a bath? (0 min)
July 31, 2019
123 - Did you hear the joke about the mountain? (1 min)
8/1/2019 : National Mountain Climbing Day
124 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Theodore! Theodore who? (0 min)
August 2, 2019
125 - Why did the clown-themed restaurant have to be shut down? (1 min)
8/3/2019: National Clown Day
126 - Why was the taste of the oatmeal raisin cookie so rich? (0 min)
8/4/2019 : National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
127 - What does a cloud wear when it rains? (0 min)
8/5/2019: National Underwear Day
128 - Why does a scientist always have fresh breath? (0 min)
8/6/2019: Fresh Breath day
129 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Larry! Larry who? (0 min)
August 7, 2019
130 - What's a sea monster's favorite meal? (0 min)
August 8, 2019
131 - Why is a library always the tallest building in town? (0 min)
8/9/2019: Book Lover's Day
132 - Why did the camping trip seem so exhausting? (1 min)
8/10/2019: National Smore's Day
133 - What time do chickens go to sleep? (1 min)
August 11, 2019
134 - What do you call two dentists who can't agree on anything? (1 min)
August 12, 2019
135 - Did you know Larry used to be ambidextrous? (0 min)
8/13/2019 : Left Hander's day
136 - What do you call a deer with no eyes? (0 min)
August 14, 2019
137 - Why didn't the mummy go on vacation? (0 min)
8/15/2019: Relaxation Day
138 - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? (1 min)
8/16/2019: National Tell a Joke Day
139 - Why couldn't the bee understand his friend? (0 min)
8/17/2019: National Honeybee Awareness Day
140 - How does a poet sneeze? (1 min)
8/18/2019 : Bad Poetry Day
141 - What do you call a potato that turns to the dark side? (0 min)
8/19/2019 : National Potato Day
142 - What has antlers and sucks blood? (0 min)
8/20/2019 : World Mosquito Day
143 - How do pandas keep cool in the summer? (0 min)
August 21, 2019
144 - Who leaves money when Bigfoot loses a tooth? (0 min)
8/22/2019 : National Tooth Fairy Day
145 - Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert? (1 min)
August 23, 2019
