HiLL-LaRRy-uS! - Pinna

HiLL-LaRRy-uS!

Start your day with a joke from BFFs Hillary and Larry. Every day, Hillary and Larry share jokes, knock-knocks, puns and more. And you'll always find them celebrating some fun holiday. Tune in daily!

Winner of a Parents' Choice Silver Award.

1 - Are monsters any good at math? (0 min)

April 1, 2019: April Fool's Day

2 - What type of sandwiches do sharks eat? (0 min)

April 2, 2019: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

3 - Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? (0 min)

April 3, 2019: World Party Day

4 - Why didn’t the poet finish her poem? (0 min)

April 4, 2019

5 - Where do dandelions send their kids to learn? (1 min)

April 5, 2019: National Dandelion Day

6 - What does Hillary say to her watch when she sees it? (0 min)

April 6, 2019

7 - Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the gym? (0 min)

April 7, 2019: World Health Day

8 - Why do hummingbirds hum? (0 min)

April 8, 2019: Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

9 - Knock Knock. Harry who? (0 min)

April 9, 2019: Name Yourself Day

10 - What do camels use to hide themselves? (0 min)

April 10, 2019

11 - What did the taco say to the cat? (1 min)

April 11, 2019

12 - Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? (0 min)

April 12, 2019

13 - Did you hear the joke about the peach? (0 min)

April 13, 2019: National Peach Cobbler Day

14 - How do dolphins makes a tough decision? (0 min)

April 14, 2019: National Dolphin Day

15 - Where does a cow hang her paintings? (0 min)

April 15, 2019

16 - Do you know what the librarian uses to catch fish? (0 min)

April 16, 2019: National Librarian Day

17 - Why did the vampire need mouthwash? (0 min)

April 17, 2019: Bat Appreciation Day

18 - What kind of tree gives the best high fives? (0 min)

April 18, 2019: National High Five Day

19 - What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? (0 min)

April 19, 2019

20 - Knock Knock. Spell who? (0 min)

April 20, 2019

21 - What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? (0 min)

April 21, 2019

22 - How can you tell if an ocean is friendly? (0 min)

April 22, 2019: Earth Day

23 - Why was the toilet paper roll worried? (1 min)

April 23, 2019

24 - Knock Knock. Doris who? (0 min)

April 24, 2019

25 - What’s Hillary's iguana’s favorite movie? (0 min)

April 25, 2019: Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day

26 - What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? (0 min)

April 26, 2019

27 - Which days are the strongest? (0 min)

April 27, 2019

28 - What’s a horse’s favorite sport? (0 min)

April 28, 2019

29 - What’s a King’s favorite type of weather? (1 min)

April 29, 2019

30 - Does February like March? (0 min)

April 30, 2019

31 - What time is it when a rhinoceros sits on your bed? (0 min)

May 1, 2019: Save the Rhino Day

32 - Why did it take the piano player forever to unlock his door? (0 min)

May 2, 2019

33 - How do you know when a dog is getting dressed? (0 min)

May 3, 2019: No Pants Day

34 - Why did Darth Vader cross the road? (0 min)

May 4, 2019: Star Wars Day

35 - What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (0 min)

May 5, 2019: National Hoagie Day

36 - Why does Hillary want to check out the hotel run by witches? (0 min)

May 6, 2019: National Tourist Day

37 - Which U.S. state has the most math teachers? (0 min)

May 7, 2019

38 - Why do nurses always carry red markers? (1 min)

May 8, 2019: School Nurses Day

39 - Did you hear what the hat said to the sock when they were out for a hike? (0 min)

May 9, 2019: Lost Sock Memorial Day

40 - What do Pokemon do when they’re not listening to podcasts? (1 min)

May 10, 2019: Movie Release: Detective Pikachu

41 - Do you know how trains prepare for a very long ride? (0 min)

May 11, 2019: National Train Day

42 - What do cats get their mothers for Mother’s Day? (1 min)

May 12, 2019: Mother's Day

43 - What does the frog eat? (0 min)

May 13, 2019: Frog Jumping Day

44 - Why did the chicken cross the road? (1 min)

May 14, 2019: Dance Like A Chicken Day

45 - Why does the basketball player like chocolate chip cookies? (0 min)

May 15, 2019: National Chocolate Chip Day

46 - How do trees browse the internet? (0 min)

May 16, 2019: Love A Tree Day

47 - What is Larry's dog’s favorite type of pizza? (0 min)

May 17, 2019: Pizza Party Day

48 - What does a triceratops sit on? (0 min)

May 18, 2019: International Museum Day

49 - Why did the golfers go to the playground? (0 min)

May 19, 2019: May 16-19 US PGA

50 - Why was the strawberry late to work? (0 min)

May 20, 2019: Pick Strawberries Day

51 - Why did the canoe cross the lake? (0 min)

May 21, 2019

52 - Why did the turkey become a drummer? (0 min)

May 22, 2019: Buy A Musical Instrument Day

53 - When does it rain quarters? (0 min)

May 23, 2019: Lucky Penny Day

54 - How do snails send each other letters? (0 min)

May 24, 2019: National Escargot Day

55 - Why did the diver fall asleep at the swim meet? (1 min)

May 25, 2019

56 - What time do astronauts eat? (1 min)

May 26, 2019: Sally Ride Day

57 - Why do bananas use sunscreen? (0 min)

May 27, 2019: Sunscreen Day

58 - Why does Hillary get extra pickles on her burger? (0 min)

May 28, 2019: National Hamburger Day

59 - What did the worm write on to write a letter? (0 min)

May 29, 2019: Learn About Composting Day

60 - What do you get when you plant kisses? (0 min)

May 30, 2019: Water A Flower Day

61 - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (0 min)

May 31, 2019

62 - What did the ancient Romans use to cut string? (1 min)

June 1, 2019: Flip a Coin Day

63 - What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? (0 min)

June 2, 2019

64 - Pete and Repeat went on a hike. Pete got lost. Who was left? (0 min)

June 3, 2019: Repeat Day

65 - What’s Frankenstein’s favorite snack? (1 min)

June 4, 2019: National Cheese Day

66 - What’s the difference between weather and climate? (1 min)

June 5, 2019: World Environment Day

67 - What goes BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZUB? (0 min)

June 6, 2019: National Yo-Yo Day

68 - What kind of donut can fly? (1 min)

June 7, 2019: National Doughnut Day

69 - Why did the owl invite her friends over? (1 min)

June 8, 2019: Best Friends Day

70 - What did the rock say to the geologist? (0 min)

June 9, 2019

71 - Which seasoning is the worst at keeping secrets? (0 min)

June 10, 2019: Herb and Spices Day

72 - Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? (0 min)

June 11, 2019: National Corn on the Cob Day

73 - Did you hear about the peanut who went to space? (0 min)

June 12, 2019: National Peanut Butter Cookie Day

74 - Did you hear the joke about the dull sewing needle? (0 min)

June 13, 2019: Sewing Machine Day

75 - Do you know what comes at the end of a rainbow? (1 min)

June 14, 2019

76 - Why didn’t the circus clown ever learn to juggle? (1 min)

June 15, 2019: World Juggler's Day

77 - What’s a poop’s favorite dessert? (1 min)

June 16, 2019: Father's Day

78 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? (0 min)

June 17, 2019

79 - Why did the chef take a sushi-making class? (0 min)

June 18, 2019: International Sushi Day

80 - Why was the math book sad? (1 min)

June 19, 2019

81 - What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? (0 min)

June 20, 2019: National Bald Eagle Day

82 - Why do oranges wear sunscreen at the beach? (0 min)

June 21, 2019: Summer Solstice

83 - What’s a monkey’s favorite type of cookie? (0 min)

June 22, 2019: National Chocolate Eclair Day

84 - Where do crayons go on vacation? (0 min)

June 23, 2019: National Pink Day

85 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? (0 min)

June 24, 2019: Swim a Lap Day

86 - What starts and ends with an E, but contains only one letter? (0 min)

June 25, 2019

87 - What do you do with a sick boat? (0 min)

June 26, 2019: National Canoe Day

88 - What do you call a bear that wears sunglasses? (0 min)

June 27, 2019: Sun Glasses Day

89 - What did the noodle say to the other noodle? (0 min)

June 28, 2019

90 - What are two things you can’t eat for breakfast? (1 min)

June 29, 2019: Waffle Iron Day

91 - What’s an astronomer’s favorite thing to read? (0 min)

June 30, 2019: Meteor Day

92 - Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? (1 min)

July 1, 2019: International Joke Day

93 - Why did the cow want to be an astronaut? (1 min)

July 2, 2019: World UFO Day

94 - What’s invisible and smells like carrots? (1 min)

July 3, 2019: Eat Beans Day

95 - Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? (0 min)

July 4, 2019: Independence Day

96 - What was Spiderman's job before he was a superhero? (0 min)

July 5, 2019

97 - Why do bicycles fall over? (1 min)

July 6, 2019

98 - What do you call a bear stuck in the rain? (0 min)

July 7, 2019

99 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? (0 min)

July 8, 2019

100 - Why do tigers have stripes? (0 min)

July 9, 2019

101 - Why do dragons sleep during the day? (1 min)

July 10, 2019

102 - What type of food is the bottom part of your leg? (0 min)

July 11, 2019

103 - What kind of dog makes the best magician? (0 min)

July 12, 2019

104 - How did the fry propose marriage to the burger? (1 min)

July 13, 2019: National French Fries Day

105 - What comes before tennis? (1 min)

July 14, 2019

106 - What do you call a cow that just had a baby? (0 min)

July 15, 2019: Cow Appreciation

107 - How do you know if a snake loves you? (1 min)

July 16, 2019: World Snake Day

108 - How do you make a hot dog stand? (0 min)

July 17, 2019: National Hot Dog Day

109 - What did the nut say when it sneezed? (0 min)

July 18, 2019

110 - What’s the best time to tell a lion joke? (0 min)

July 19, 2019

111 - "What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? " (0 min)

July 20, 2019

112 - Why was the ice cream cone so bad at tennis? (1 min)

July 21, 2019: National Ice Cream day

113 - What kind of music are balloons scared of? (1 min)

July 22, 2019

114 - What did the plate say to the fork? (0 min)

July 23, 2019

115 - What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane? (1 min)

July 24, 2019: Amelia Earhart Day

116 - Why shouldn’t you tell jokes in a skating rink? (1 min)

July 25, 2019

117 - Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? (0 min)

July 26, 2019: Aunt & Uncle Day

118 - What do you call it when Larry wears cowboy clothes? (1 min)

July 27, 2019: National Day of the Cowboy

119 - Do you know when ducks wake up in the morning? (0 min)

July 28, 2019

120 - Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? (0 min)

July 29, 2019: International Tiger Day

121 - Why did the mushroom have a lot of friends? (0 min)

July 30, 2019: International Day of Friendship

122 - What do you call a fairy who needs a bath? (0 min)

July 31, 2019

123 - Did you hear the joke about the mountain? (1 min)

8/1/2019 : National Mountain Climbing Day

124 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Theodore! Theodore who? (0 min)

August 2, 2019

125 - Why did the clown-themed restaurant have to be shut down? (1 min)

8/3/2019: National Clown Day

126 - Why was the taste of the oatmeal raisin cookie so rich? (0 min)

8/4/2019 : National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

127 - What does a cloud wear when it rains? (0 min)

8/5/2019: National Underwear Day

128 - Why does a scientist always have fresh breath? (0 min)

8/6/2019: Fresh Breath day

129 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Larry! Larry who? (0 min)

August 7, 2019

130 - What's a sea monster's favorite meal? (0 min)

August 8, 2019

131 - Why is a library always the tallest building in town? (0 min)

8/9/2019: Book Lover's Day

132 - Why did the camping trip seem so exhausting? (1 min)

8/10/2019: National Smore's Day

133 - What time do chickens go to sleep? (1 min)

August 11, 2019

134 - What do you call two dentists who can't agree on anything? (1 min)

August 12, 2019

135 - Did you know Larry used to be ambidextrous? (0 min)

8/13/2019 : Left Hander's day

136 - What do you call a deer with no eyes? (0 min)

August 14, 2019

137 - Why didn't the mummy go on vacation? (0 min)

8/15/2019: Relaxation Day

138 - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? (1 min)

8/16/2019: National Tell a Joke Day

139 - Why couldn't the bee understand his friend? (0 min)

8/17/2019: National Honeybee Awareness Day

140 - How does a poet sneeze? (1 min)

8/18/2019 : Bad Poetry Day

141 - What do you call a potato that turns to the dark side? (0 min)

8/19/2019 : National Potato Day

142 - What has antlers and sucks blood? (0 min)

8/20/2019 : World Mosquito Day

143 - How do pandas keep cool in the summer? (0 min)

August 21, 2019

144 - Who leaves money when Bigfoot loses a tooth? (0 min)

8/22/2019 : National Tooth Fairy Day

145 - Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert? (1 min)

August 23, 2019

146 - What's a planet's favorite type of music? (0 min)

8/24/2019 : Pluto Demoted Day

147 - What did one toilet say to the other toilet? (0 min)

August 25, 2019

148 - Where did the dog leave its car? (1 min)

8/26/2019: National Dog Appreciation Day

149 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Donut! Donut who? (0 min)

August 27, 2019

150 - Why did the coffee file a police report? (0 min)

August 28, 2019

151 - Why isn't there a clock in the library? (0 min)

August 29, 2019

152 - What do you call a really smart monster? (0 min)

8/30/2019: Frankenstein Day

153 - Why did the pig buy cake mix? (0 min)

8/31/2019 : International Bacon Day

154 - How many months have 28 days? (1 min)

September 1, 2019

155 - Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? (1 min)

9/2/2019: Labor Day

156 - How does a penguin build its home? (0 min)

September 3, 2019

157 - What's black and white and red all over? (0 min)

9/4/2019 : Newspaper Carrier Day

158 - Did you hear about the hungry clock? (1 min)

9/5/2019 : Be Late for Something Day

159 - How does a witch tell time? (0 min)

September 6, 2019

160 - What do you call a pony who has a cough? (0 min)

September 7, 2019

161 - Knock Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? (1 min)

9/8/2019: Grandparent's Day

162 - How do you make a teddy bear? (0 min)

9/9/2019: Teddy Bear Day

163 - Why don't cows wear flip flops? (0 min)

9/10/2019 : Sewing Machine Day

164 - Do you know why taller people are more well rested? (0 min)

9/11/2019 : Make Your Bed Day

165 - Why are cats so good at video games? (1 min)

9/12/2019 : National Video Game Day

166 - Why was the giraffe late for school? (1 min)

September 13, 2019

167 - How does a crab pay for its groceries? (1 min)

9/14/2019 : International Crabfest Day

168 - What's a hat's favorite drink? (1 min)

9/15/2019 : Make a Hat Day

169 - What did the magician say when he pulled guacamole out of a hat? (0 min)

9/16/2019 : Guacamole Day

170 - Why aren’t tubas used in country music? (1 min)

9/17/2019: International Country Music Day

171 - Why is Peter Pan always flying? (0 min)

September 18, 2019

172 - Captain, what’s a pirate’s favorite letter? (1 min)

9/19/2019: International Talk Like a Pirate Day

173 - What do you call a fake pepperoni? (0 min)

9/20/2019 : National Pepperoni Pizza Day

174 - Why did Tarzan spend so much time playing miniature golf? (0 min)

9/21/2019 : Miniature Golf Day

175 - What do you call an elephant that never washes itself? (0 min)

9/22/2019: Elephant Appreciation Day

176 - How do you fix a broken pumpkin? (0 min)

9/23/2019 : First Day of Fall

177 - What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? (0 min)

9/24/2019: Punctuation Day

178 - What’s the difference between Superman and a fly? (0 min)

9/25/2019 : National Comic Book Day

179 - Why did the Soldier flush the toilet? (0 min)

September 26, 2019

180 - How does a Yeti get to school? (1 min)

September 27, 2019

181 - Why was the bowling alley closed indefinitely? (0 min)

September 28, 2019

182 - What has four wheels and flies? (0 min)

September 29, 2019

183 - What’s a tree’s least favorite month? (0 min)

September 30, 2019

184 - What kind of tree can you grow in your hand? (0 min)

October 1, 2019

185 - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the equipment closet? (0 min)

10/2/2019: National Janitors Day

186 - What do you call a pig who knows karate? (0 min)

October 3, 2019

187 - How many golfers does it takes to change a light bulb? (0 min)

October 4, 2019

188 - What do English teachers eat for breakfast? (0 min)

October 5, 2019

189 - What color is a burp? (0 min)

October 6, 2019

190 - Why do seagulls live by the sea? (0 min)

October 7, 2019

191 - Why did the scarecrow win an award? (1 min)

October 8, 2019

192 - What do you call cheese that’s not yours? (1 min)

October 9, 2019

193 - What did the right eye say to the left eye? (1 min)

October 10, 2019

194 - What happens when you tell an egg a joke? (1 min)

10/11/2019: World Egg Day

195 - Knock-knock! Loaf Who? (0 min)

October 12, 2019

196 - How do you make a fruit punch? (0 min)

October 13, 2019

197 - What’s the best thing to put into a pie? (1 min)

10/14/2019: National Dessert Day

198 - Where do pencils go on vacation? (0 min)

October 15, 2019

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