HiLL-LaRRy-uS! - Pinna

HiLL-LaRRy-uS!

Start your day with a joke from BFFs Hillary and Larry. Every day, Hillary and Larry share jokes, knock-knocks, puns and more. And you'll always find them celebrating some fun holiday. Tune in daily!

1 - Are monsters any good at math? (0 min)

April 1, 2019: April Fool's Day

2 - What type of sandwiches do sharks eat? (0 min)

April 2, 2019: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

3 - Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? (0 min)

April 3, 2019: World Party Day

4 - Why didn’t the poet finish her poem? (0 min)

April 4, 2019

5 - Where do dandelions send their kids to learn? (1 min)

April 5, 2019: National Dandelion Day

6 - What does Hillary say to her watch when she sees it? (0 min)

April 6, 2019

7 - Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the gym? (0 min)

April 7, 2019: World Health Day

8 - Why do hummingbirds hum? (0 min)

April 8, 2019: Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

9 - Knock Knock. Harry who? (0 min)

April 9, 2019: Name Yourself Day

10 - What do camels use to hide themselves? (0 min)

April 10, 2019

11 - What did the taco say to the cat? (1 min)

April 11, 2019

12 - Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? (0 min)

April 12, 2019

13 - Did you hear the joke about the peach? (0 min)

April 13, 2019: National Peach Cobbler Day

14 - How do dolphins makes a tough decision? (0 min)

April 14, 2019: National Dolphin Day

15 - Where does a cow hang her paintings? (0 min)

April 15, 2019

16 - Do you know what the librarian uses to catch fish? (0 min)

April 16, 2019: National Librarian Day

17 - Why did the vampire need mouthwash? (0 min)

April 17, 2019: Bat Appreciation Day

18 - What kind of tree gives the best high fives? (0 min)

April 18, 2019: National High Five Day

19 - What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? (0 min)

April 19, 2019

20 - Knock Knock. Spell who? (0 min)

April 20, 2019

21 - What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? (0 min)

April 21, 2019

22 - How can you tell if an ocean is friendly? (0 min)

April 22, 2019: Earth Day

23 - Why was the toilet paper roll worried? (1 min)

April 23, 2019

24 - Knock Knock. Doris who? (0 min)

April 24, 2019

25 - What’s Hillary's iguana’s favorite movie? (0 min)

April 25, 2019: Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day

26 - What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? (0 min)

April 26, 2019

27 - Which days are the strongest? (0 min)

April 27, 2019

28 - What’s a horse’s favorite sport? (0 min)

April 28, 2019

29 - What’s a King’s favorite type of weather? (1 min)

April 29, 2019

30 - Does February like March? (0 min)

April 30, 2019

31 - What time is it when a rhinoceros sits on your bed? (0 min)

May 1, 2019: Save the Rhino Day

32 - Why did it take the piano player forever to unlock his door? (0 min)

May 2, 2019

33 - How do you know when a dog is getting dressed? (0 min)

May 3, 2019: No Pants Day

34 - Why did Darth Vader cross the road? (0 min)

May 4, 2019: Star Wars Day

35 - What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (0 min)

May 5, 2019: National Hoagie Day

36 - Why does Hillary want to check out the hotel run by witches? (0 min)

May 6, 2019: National Tourist Day

37 - Which U.S. state has the most math teachers? (0 min)

May 7, 2019

38 - Why do nurses always carry red markers? (1 min)

May 8, 2019: School Nurses Day

39 - Did you hear what the hat said to the sock when they were out for a hike? (0 min)

May 9, 2019: Lost Sock Memorial Day

40 - What do Pokemon do when they’re not listening to podcasts? (1 min)

May 10, 2019: Movie Release: Detective Pikachu

41 - Do you know how trains prepare for a very long ride? (0 min)

May 11, 2019: National Train Day

42 - What do cats get their mothers for Mother’s Day? (1 min)

May 12, 2019: Mother's Day

43 - What does the frog eat? (0 min)

May 13, 2019: Frog Jumping Day

44 - Why did the chicken cross the road? (1 min)

May 14, 2019: Dance Like A Chicken Day

45 - Why does the basketball player like chocolate chip cookies? (0 min)

May 15, 2019: National Chocolate Chip Day

46 - How do trees browse the internet? (0 min)

May 16, 2019: Love A Tree Day

47 - What is Larry's dog’s favorite type of pizza? (0 min)

May 17, 2019: Pizza Party Day

48 - What does a triceratops sit on? (0 min)

May 18, 2019: International Museum Day

49 - Why did the golfers go to the playground? (0 min)

May 19, 2019: May 16-19 US PGA

50 - Why was the strawberry late to work? (0 min)

May 20, 2019: Pick Strawberries Day

51 - Why did the canoe cross the lake? (0 min)

May 21, 2019

52 - Why did the turkey become a drummer? (0 min)

May 22, 2019: Buy A Musical Instrument Day

53 - When does it rain quarters? (0 min)

May 23, 2019: Lucky Penny Day

54 - How do snails send each other letters? (0 min)

May 24, 2019: National Escargot Day

55 - Why did the diver fall asleep at the swim meet? (1 min)

May 25, 2019

56 - What time do astronauts eat? (1 min)

May 26, 2019: Sally Ride Day

57 - Why do bananas use sunscreen? (0 min)

May 27, 2019: Sunscreen Day

58 - Why does Hillary get extra pickles on her burger? (0 min)

May 28, 2019: National Hamburger Day

59 - What did the worm write on to write a letter? (0 min)

May 29, 2019: Learn About Composting Day

60 - What do you get when you plant kisses? (0 min)

May 30, 2019: Water A Flower Day

61 - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (0 min)

May 31, 2019

62 - What did the ancient Romans use to cut string? (1 min)

June 1, 2019: Flip a Coin Day

63 - What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? (0 min)

June 2, 2019

64 - Pete and Repeat went on a hike. Pete got lost. Who was left? (0 min)

June 3, 2019: Repeat Day

65 - What’s Frankenstein’s favorite snack? (1 min)

June 4, 2019: National Cheese Day

66 - What’s the difference between weather and climate? (1 min)

June 5, 2019: World Environment Day

67 - What goes BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZUB? (0 min)

June 6, 2019: National Yo-Yo Day

68 - What kind of donut can fly? (1 min)

June 7, 2019: National Doughnut Day

69 - Why did the owl invite her friends over? (1 min)

June 8, 2019: Best Friends Day

70 - What did the rock say to the geologist? (0 min)

June 9, 2019

71 - Which seasoning is the worst at keeping secrets? (0 min)

June 10, 2019: Herb and Spices Day

72 - Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? (0 min)

June 11, 2019: National Corn on the Cob Day

73 - Did you hear about the peanut who went to space? (0 min)

June 12, 2019: National Peanut Butter Cookie Day

74 - Did you hear the joke about the dull sewing needle? (0 min)

June 13, 2019: Sewing Machine Day

75 - Do you know what comes at the end of a rainbow? (1 min)

June 14, 2019

76 - Why didn’t the circus clown ever learn to juggle? (1 min)

June 15, 2019: World Juggler's Day

77 - What’s a poop’s favorite dessert? (1 min)

June 16, 2019: Father's Day

78 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? (0 min)

June 17, 2019

79 - Why did the chef take a sushi-making class? (0 min)

June 18, 2019: International Sushi Day

80 - Why was the math book sad? (1 min)

June 19, 2019: Juneteenth Day

81 - What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? (0 min)

June 20, 2019: National Bald Eagle Day

82 - Why do oranges wear sunscreen at the beach? Why don’t oysters share their pearls? (0 min)

June 21, 2019: Summer Solstice

83 - What’s a monkey’s favorite type of cookie? (0 min)

June 22, 2019: National Chocolate Eclair Day

84 - Where do crayons go on vacation? (0 min)

June 23, 2019: National Pink Day

85 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? What’s a sheep’s favorite swim stroke? (0 min)

June 24, 2019: Swim a Lap Day

86 - What starts and ends with an E, but contains only one letter? Did you hear the one about the un-stamped letter? (0 min)

June 25, 2019

87 - What do you do with a sick boat? (0 min)

June 26, 2019: National Canoe Day

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