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HiLL-LaRRy-uS!

This is HiLL-LaRRy-uS, 366 days of jokes with silly BFF’s Hillary and Larry. Join them as they share jokes, knock-knocks, puns and more. And you’ll always find them celebrating some fun holiday!

Winner of a Parents' Choice Silver Award.

1 - Are monsters any good at math? (1 min)

April 1, 2019: April Fool's Day

2 - What type of sandwiches do sharks eat? (1 min)

April 2, 2019: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

3 - Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? (1 min)

April 3, 2019: World Party Day

4 - Why didn’t the poet finish her poem? (1 min)

April 4, 2019

5 - Where do dandelions send their kids to learn? (1 min)

April 5, 2019: National Dandelion Day

6 - What does Hillary say to her watch when she sees it? (1 min)

April 6, 2019

7 - Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the gym? (1 min)

April 7, 2019: World Health Day

8 - Why do hummingbirds hum? (1 min)

April 8, 2019: Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

9 - Knock Knock. Harry who? (1 min)

April 9, 2019: Name Yourself Day

10 - What do camels use to hide themselves? (1 min)

April 10, 2019

11 - What did the taco say to the cat? (1 min)

April 11, 2019

12 - Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? (1 min)

April 12, 2019

13 - Did you hear the joke about the peach? (1 min)

April 13, 2019: National Peach Cobbler Day

14 - How do dolphins makes a tough decision? (1 min)

April 14, 2019: National Dolphin Day

15 - Where does a cow hang her paintings? (1 min)

April 15, 2019

16 - Do you know what the librarian uses to catch fish? (1 min)

April 16, 2019: National Librarian Day

17 - Why did the vampire need mouthwash? (1 min)

April 17, 2019: Bat Appreciation Day

18 - What kind of tree gives the best high fives? (1 min)

April 18, 2019: National High Five Day

19 - What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? (1 min)

April 19, 2019

20 - Knock Knock. Spell who? (1 min)

April 20, 2019

21 - What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? (1 min)

April 21, 2019

22 - How can you tell if an ocean is friendly? (1 min)

April 22, 2019: Earth Day

23 - Why was the toilet paper roll worried? (1 min)

April 23, 2019

24 - Knock Knock. Doris who? (1 min)

April 24, 2019

25 - What’s Hillary's iguana’s favorite movie? (1 min)

April 25, 2019: Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day

26 - What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? (1 min)

April 26, 2019

27 - Which days are the strongest? (1 min)

April 27, 2019

28 - What’s a horse’s favorite sport? (1 min)

April 28, 2019

29 - What’s a King’s favorite type of weather? (1 min)

April 29, 2019

30 - Does February like March? (1 min)

April 30, 2019

31 - What time is it when a rhinoceros sits on your bed? (1 min)

May 1, 2019: Save the Rhino Day

32 - Why did it take the piano player forever to unlock his door? (1 min)

May 2, 2019

33 - How do you know when a dog is getting dressed? (1 min)

May 3, 2019: No Pants Day

34 - Why did Darth Vader cross the road? (1 min)

May 4, 2019: Star Wars Day

35 - What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (1 min)

May 5, 2019: National Hoagie Day

36 - Why does Hillary want to check out the hotel run by witches? (1 min)

May 6, 2019: National Tourist Day

37 - Which U.S. state has the most math teachers? (1 min)

May 7, 2019

38 - Why do nurses always carry red markers? (1 min)

May 8, 2019: School Nurses Day

39 - Did you hear what the hat said to the sock when they were out for a hike? (1 min)

May 9, 2019: Lost Sock Memorial Day

40 - What do Pokemon do when they’re not listening to podcasts? (1 min)

May 10, 2019

41 - Do you know how trains prepare for a very long ride? (1 min)

May 11, 2019: National Train Day

42 - What do cats get their mothers for Mother’s Day? (1 min)

May 12, 2019: Mother's Day

43 - What does the frog eat? (1 min)

May 13, 2019: Frog Jumping Day

44 - Why did the chicken cross the road? (1 min)

May 14, 2019: Dance Like A Chicken Day

45 - Why does the basketball player like chocolate chip cookies? (1 min)

May 15, 2019: National Chocolate Chip Day

46 - How do trees browse the internet? (1 min)

May 16, 2019: Love A Tree Day

47 - What is Larry's dog’s favorite type of pizza? (1 min)

May 17, 2019: Pizza Party Day

48 - What does a triceratops sit on? (1 min)

May 18, 2019: International Museum Day

49 - Why did the golfers go to the playground? (1 min)

May 19, 2019: May 16-19 US PGA

50 - Why was the strawberry late to work? (1 min)

May 20, 2019: Pick Strawberries Day

51 - Why did the canoe cross the lake? (1 min)

May 21, 2019

52 - Why did the turkey become a drummer? (1 min)

May 22, 2019: Buy A Musical Instrument Day

53 - When does it rain quarters? (1 min)

May 23, 2019: Lucky Penny Day

54 - How do snails send each other letters? (1 min)

May 24, 2019: National Escargot Day

55 - Why did the diver fall asleep at the swim meet? (1 min)

May 25, 2019

56 - What time do astronauts eat? (1 min)

May 26, 2019: Sally Ride Day

57 - Why do bananas use sunscreen? (1 min)

May 27, 2019: Sunscreen Day

58 - Why does Hillary get extra pickles on her burger? (1 min)

May 28, 2019: National Hamburger Day

59 - What did the worm write on to write a letter? (1 min)

May 29, 2019: Learn About Composting Day

60 - What do you get when you plant kisses? (1 min)

May 30, 2019: Water A Flower Day

61 - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (1 min)

May 31, 2019

62 - What did the ancient Romans use to cut string? (1 min)

June 1, 2019: Flip a Coin Day

63 - What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? (1 min)

June 2, 2019

64 - Pete and Repeat went on a hike. Pete got lost. Who was left? (1 min)

June 3, 2019: Repeat Day

65 - What’s Frankenstein’s favorite snack? (1 min)

June 4, 2019: National Cheese Day

66 - What’s the difference between weather and climate? (1 min)

June 5, 2019: World Environment Day

67 - What goes BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZUB? (1 min)

June 6, 2019: National Yo-Yo Day

68 - What kind of donut can fly? (1 min)

June 7, 2019: National Doughnut Day

69 - Why did the owl invite her friends over? (1 min)

June 8, 2019: Best Friends Day

70 - What did the rock say to the geologist? (1 min)

June 9, 2019

71 - Which seasoning is the worst at keeping secrets? (1 min)

June 10, 2019: Herb and Spices Day

72 - Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? (1 min)

June 11, 2019: National Corn on the Cob Day

73 - Did you hear about the peanut who went to space? (1 min)

June 12, 2019: National Peanut Butter Cookie Day

74 - Did you hear the joke about the dull sewing needle? (1 min)

June 13, 2019: Sewing Machine Day

75 - Do you know what comes at the end of a rainbow? (1 min)

June 14, 2019

76 - Why didn’t the circus clown ever learn to juggle? (1 min)

June 15, 2019: World Juggler's Day

77 - What’s a poop’s favorite dessert? (1 min)

June 16, 2019: Father's Day

78 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? (1 min)

June 17, 2019

79 - Why did the chef take a sushi-making class? (1 min)

June 18, 2019: International Sushi Day

80 - Why was the math book sad? (1 min)

June 19, 2019

81 - What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? (1 min)

June 20, 2019: National Bald Eagle Day

82 - Why do oranges wear sunscreen at the beach? (1 min)

June 21, 2019: Summer Solstice

83 - What’s a monkey’s favorite type of cookie? (1 min)

June 22, 2019: National Chocolate Eclair Day

84 - Where do crayons go on vacation? (1 min)

June 23, 2019: National Pink Day

85 - Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? (1 min)

June 24, 2019: Swim a Lap Day

86 - What starts and ends with an E, but contains only one letter? (1 min)

June 25, 2019

87 - What do you do with a sick boat? (1 min)

June 26, 2019: National Canoe Day

88 - What do you call a bear that wears sunglasses? (1 min)

June 27, 2019: Sun Glasses Day

89 - What did the noodle say to the other noodle? (1 min)

June 28, 2019

90 - What are two things you can’t eat for breakfast? (1 min)

June 29, 2019: Waffle Iron Day

91 - What’s an astronomer’s favorite thing to read? (1 min)

June 30, 2019: Meteor Day

92 - Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? (1 min)

July 1, 2019: International Joke Day

93 - Why did the cow want to be an astronaut? (1 min)

July 2, 2019: World UFO Day

94 - What’s invisible and smells like carrots? (1 min)

July 3, 2019: Eat Beans Day

95 - Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? (1 min)

July 4, 2019: Independence Day

96 - What was Spiderman's job before he was a superhero? (1 min)

July 5, 2019

97 - Why do bicycles fall over? (1 min)

July 6, 2019

98 - What do you call a bear stuck in the rain? (1 min)

July 7, 2019

99 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? (1 min)

July 8, 2019

100 - Why do tigers have stripes? (1 min)

July 9, 2019

101 - Why do dragons sleep during the day? (1 min)

July 10, 2019

102 - What type of food is the bottom part of your leg? (1 min)

July 11, 2019

103 - What kind of dog makes the best magician? (1 min)

July 12, 2019

104 - How did the fry propose marriage to the burger? (1 min)

July 13, 2019: National French Fries Day

105 - What comes before tennis? (1 min)

July 14, 2019

106 - What do you call a cow that just had a baby? (1 min)

July 15, 2019: Cow Appreciation

107 - How do you know if a snake loves you? (1 min)

July 16, 2019: World Snake Day

108 - How do you make a hot dog stand? (1 min)

July 17, 2019: National Hot Dog Day

109 - What did the nut say when it sneezed? (1 min)

July 18, 2019

110 - What’s the best time to tell a lion joke? (1 min)

July 19, 2019

111 - "What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? " (1 min)

July 20, 2019

112 - Why was the ice cream cone so bad at tennis? (1 min)

July 21, 2019: National Ice Cream day

113 - What kind of music are balloons scared of? (1 min)

July 22, 2019

114 - What did the plate say to the fork? (1 min)

July 23, 2019

115 - What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane? (1 min)

July 24, 2019: Amelia Earhart Day

116 - Why shouldn’t you tell jokes in a skating rink? (1 min)

July 25, 2019

117 - Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? (1 min)

July 26, 2019: Aunt & Uncle Day

118 - What do you call it when Larry wears cowboy clothes? (1 min)

July 27, 2019: National Day of the Cowboy

119 - Do you know when ducks wake up in the morning? (1 min)

July 28, 2019

120 - Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? (1 min)

July 29, 2019: International Tiger Day

121 - Why did the mushroom have a lot of friends? (1 min)

July 30, 2019: International Day of Friendship

122 - What do you call a fairy who needs a bath? (1 min)

July 31, 2019

123 - Did you hear the joke about the mountain? (1 min)

8/1/2019 : National Mountain Climbing Day

124 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Theodore! Theodore who? (1 min)

August 2, 2019

125 - Why did the clown-themed restaurant have to be shut down? (1 min)

8/3/2019: National Clown Day

126 - Why was the taste of the oatmeal raisin cookie so rich? (1 min)

8/4/2019 : National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

127 - What does a cloud wear when it rains? (1 min)

8/5/2019: National Underwear Day

128 - Why does a scientist always have fresh breath? (1 min)

8/6/2019: Fresh Breath day

129 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Larry! Larry who? (1 min)

August 7, 2019

130 - What's a sea monster's favorite meal? (1 min)

August 8, 2019

131 - Why is a library always the tallest building in town? (1 min)

8/9/2019: Book Lover's Day

132 - Why did the camping trip seem so exhausting? (1 min)

8/10/2019: National Smore's Day

133 - What time do chickens go to sleep? (1 min)

August 11, 2019

134 - What do you call two dentists who can't agree on anything? (1 min)

August 12, 2019

135 - Did you know Larry used to be ambidextrous? (1 min)

8/13/2019 : Left Hander's day

136 - What do you call a deer with no eyes? (1 min)

August 14, 2019

137 - Why didn't the mummy go on vacation? (1 min)

8/15/2019: Relaxation Day

138 - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? (1 min)

8/16/2019: National Tell a Joke Day

139 - Why couldn't the bee understand his friend? (1 min)

8/17/2019: National Honeybee Awareness Day

140 - How does a poet sneeze? (1 min)

8/18/2019 : Bad Poetry Day

141 - What do you call a potato that turns to the dark side? (1 min)

8/19/2019 : National Potato Day

142 - What has antlers and sucks blood? (1 min)

8/20/2019 : World Mosquito Day

143 - How do pandas keep cool in the summer? (1 min)

August 21, 2019

144 - Who leaves money when Bigfoot loses a tooth? (1 min)

8/22/2019 : National Tooth Fairy Day

145 - Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert? (1 min)

August 23, 2019

146 - What's a planet's favorite type of music? (1 min)

8/24/2019 : Pluto Demoted Day

147 - What did one toilet say to the other toilet? (1 min)

August 25, 2019

148 - Where did the dog leave its car? (1 min)

8/26/2019: National Dog Appreciation Day

149 - Knock-Knock! Who's there? Donut! Donut who? (1 min)

August 27, 2019

150 - Why did the coffee file a police report? (1 min)

August 28, 2019

151 - Why isn't there a clock in the library? (1 min)

August 29, 2019

152 - What do you call a really smart monster? (1 min)

8/30/2019: Frankenstein Day

153 - Why did the pig buy cake mix? (1 min)

8/31/2019 : International Bacon Day

154 - How many months have 28 days? (1 min)

September 1, 2019

155 - Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? (1 min)

9/2/2019: Labor Day

156 - How does a penguin build its home? (1 min)

September 3, 2019

157 - What's black and white and red all over? (1 min)

9/4/2019 : Newspaper Carrier Day

158 - Did you hear about the hungry clock? (1 min)

9/5/2019 : Be Late for Something Day

159 - How does a witch tell time? (1 min)

September 6, 2019

160 - What do you call a pony who has a cough? (1 min)

September 7, 2019

161 - Knock Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? (1 min)

9/8/2019: Grandparent's Day

162 - How do you make a teddy bear? (1 min)

9/9/2019: Teddy Bear Day

163 - Why don't cows wear flip flops? (1 min)

9/10/2019 : Sewing Machine Day

164 - Do you know why taller people are more well rested? (1 min)

9/11/2019 : Make Your Bed Day

165 - Why are cats so good at video games? (1 min)

9/12/2019 : National Video Game Day

166 - Why was the giraffe late for school? (1 min)

September 13, 2019

167 - How does a crab pay for its groceries? (1 min)

9/14/2019 : International Crabfest Day

168 - What's a hat's favorite drink? (1 min)

9/15/2019 : Make a Hat Day

169 - What did the magician say when he pulled guacamole out of a hat? (1 min)

9/16/2019 : Guacamole Day

170 - Why aren’t tubas used in country music? (1 min)

9/17/2019: International Country Music Day

171 - Why is Peter Pan always flying? (1 min)

September 18, 2019

172 - Captain, what’s a pirate’s favorite letter? (1 min)

9/19/2019: International Talk Like a Pirate Day

173 - What do you call a fake pepperoni? (1 min)

9/20/2019 : National Pepperoni Pizza Day

174 - Why did Tarzan spend so much time playing miniature golf? (1 min)

9/21/2019 : Miniature Golf Day

175 - What do you call an elephant that never washes itself? (1 min)

9/22/2019: Elephant Appreciation Day

176 - How do you fix a broken pumpkin? (1 min)

9/23/2019 : First Day of Fall

177 - What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? (1 min)

9/24/2019: Punctuation Day

178 - What’s the difference between Superman and a fly? (1 min)

9/25/2019 : National Comic Book Day

179 - Why did the Soldier flush the toilet? (1 min)

September 26, 2019

180 - How does a Yeti get to school? (1 min)

September 27, 2019

181 - Why was the bowling alley closed indefinitely? (1 min)

September 28, 2019

182 - What has four wheels and flies? (1 min)

September 29, 2019

183 - What’s a tree’s least favorite month? (1 min)

September 30, 2019

184 - What kind of tree can you grow in your hand? (1 min)

October 1, 2019

185 - What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the equipment closet? (1 min)

10/2/2019: National Janitors Day

186 - What do you call a pig who knows karate? (1 min)

October 3, 2019

187 - How many golfers does it takes to change a light bulb? (1 min)

October 4, 2019

188 - What do English teachers eat for breakfast? (1 min)

October 5, 2019

189 - What color is a burp? (1 min)

October 6, 2019

190 - Why do seagulls live by the sea? (1 min)

October 7, 2019

191 - Why did the scarecrow win an award? (1 min)

October 8, 2019

192 - What do you call cheese that’s not yours? (1 min)

October 9, 2019

193 - What did the right eye say to the left eye? (1 min)

October 10, 2019

194 - What happens when you tell an egg a joke? (1 min)

10/11/2019: World Egg Day

195 - Knock-knock! Loaf Who? (1 min)

October 12, 2019

196 - How do you make a fruit punch? (1 min)

October 13, 2019

197 - What’s the best thing to put into a pie? (1 min)

10/14/2019: National Dessert Day

198 - Where do pencils go on vacation? (1 min)

October 15, 2019

199 - How do you define a shovel? (1 min)

10/16/2019: Dictionary Day

200 - Where did the spaghetti go to dance? (1 min)

10/17/2019: National Pasta Day

201 - What party game do fish like to play? (1 min)

October 18, 2019

202 - What goes up and down but does not move? (1 min)

October 19, 2019

203 - What did the stamp say to the envelope? (1 min)

October 20, 2019

204 - Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? (1 min)

10/21/2019: National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day

205 - Why do ducks have tail feathers? (1 min)

October 22, 2019

206 - Did you hear the joke about the roof? (1 min)

October 23, 2019

207 - What did the angry customer say when he left the deli? (1 min)

10/24/2019: National Bologna Day

208 - Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom? (1 min)

10/25/2019: Frankenstein Day

209 - What did the fisherman say to the magician? (1 min)

October 26, 2019

210 - Where do animals go when their tails fall off? (1 min)

October 27, 2019

211 - What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? (1 min)

October 28, 2019

212 - What do you call an alligator in a vest? (1 min)

October 29, 2019

213 - What kind of treat is a vegetable and candy? (1 min)

October 30, 2019

214 - Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? (1 min)

10/31/2019: Halloween

215 - Where do sheep go to get their hair cuts? (1 min)

November 1, 2019

216 - What’s a kangaroo’s favorite music? (1 min)

November 2, 2019

217 - What’s the best food to eat at the beach? (1 min)

11/3/2019: National Sandwich Day

218 - What gets wet while it’s drying? (1 min)

11/4/2019: Use Your Common Sense Day

219 - Why did the geometry teacher miss school? (1 min)

November 5, 2019

220 - Why did the cantaloupe jump into the ocean? (1 min)

November 6, 2019

221 - What’s a chalkboard’s favorite drink? (1 min)

11/7/2019: Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day

222 - Why did the tongue grow up to be a fashion designer? (1 min)

11/8/2019: Tongue Twister Day

223 - What did Mars say to Saturn? (1 min)

November 9, 2019

224 - What kind of key opens a banana? (1 min)

November 10, 2019

225 - Where can you watch the National Origami Championship? (1 min)

11/11/2019: Origami Day

226 - How do stories stay warm in bed? (1 min)

11/12/2019: Young Reader’s Day

227 - Do you know what event spiders love to attend? (1 min)

November 13, 2019

228 - How do campfires have access to the internet? (1 min)

November 14, 2019

229 - What are baby potatoes called? (1 min)

11/15/2019: National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

230 - What are the best days for fast food? (1 min)

11/16/2019: National Fast Food Day

231 - What rock group has four guys who can’t sing? (1 min)

11/17/2019: National Take a Hike Day

232 - How do leaves get from place to place? (1 min)

November 18, 2019

233 - What time should you go to the dentist? (1 min)

November 19, 2019

234 - What do you say to a loud barking dog? (1 min)

November 20, 2019

235 - What did the horse say when the other horse took his food? (1 min)

11/21/2019: World Hello Day

236 - Do you know what kind of dinosaur always worries? (1 min)

November 22, 2019

237 - How does Darth Vader like his coffee? (1 min)

11/23/2019: National Espresso Day

238 - Why did the beekeeper have sticky hair? (1 min)

November 24, 2019

239 - Why did the vampire go to the doctor? (1 min)

November 25, 2019

240 - What do you call a flying skunk? (1 min)

November 26, 2019

241 - Why did the customer go on the roof of the restaurant? (1 min)

November 27, 2019

242 - What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? (1 min)

11/28/2019: Thanksgiving

243 - What animals roam the bowling alley? (1 min)

November 29, 2019

244 - How does the sky wrap a present? (1 min)

November 30, 2019

245 - What did the quiet apple say to the loud apple? (1 min)

12/1/2019: Eat a Red Apple Day

246 - What did the duck eat for lunch? (1 min)

December 2, 2019

247 - Why do you think construction workers are fun to party with? (1 min)

12/3/2019: Roof Over Your Head Day

248 - What type of shoes do mice wear? (1 min)

12/4/2019: Wear Brown Shoes Day

249 - What type of bird steals soap from the bath? (1 min)

12/5/2019: Bathtub Party Day

250 - Why did the hamburger want to be president? (1 min)

December 6, 2019

251 - How does cotton candy stay warm in the winter? (1 min)

12/7/2019: National Letter Writing Day/Cotton Candy Day

252 - What a frog’s favorite year? (1 min)

12/8/2019: Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day

253 - What kind of flower likes to sleep during the day? (1 min)

December 9, 2019

254 - What kind of car does a cool cat drive? (1 min)

December 10, 2019

255 - What do you call an old snowman? (1 min)

December 11, 2019

256 - Why did the gingerbread man go to the school nurse? (1 min)

12/12/2019: Gingerbread House Day

257 - Where do horses live? (1 min)

12/13/2019: National Day of the Horse

258 - I only know the name of the type of monkey who likes seafood. (1 min)

12/14/2019: International Monkey Day

259 - What do lawyers wear to work? (1 min)

December 15, 2019

260 - Why did the donut visit the dentist? (1 min)

12/16/2019: Chocolate Covered in Anything Day

261 - Why did the plane get all dressed up before taking off? (1 min)

12/17/2019: Wright Brothers Day

262 - What do you call a cow in a tornado? (1 min)

December 18, 2019

263 - What do evergreen trees wear to the pool? (1 min)

12/19/2019: Look for an Evergreen Day

264 - Why does the musician only perform in the winter? (1 min)

12/20/2019: Go Caroling Day

265 - Where does a snowman find the latest weather reports? (1 min)

12/21/2019: First Day of Winter

266 - What did the dreidel say when he finally found his friends? (1 min)

12/22/2019: First Day of Hanukkah

267 - Why don’t karate instructors like sad movies? (1 min)

December 23, 2019

268 - What does Jack Frost like best about school? (1 min)

12/24/2019: Christmas Eve

269 - Why is it so cold on Christmas morning? (1 min)

12/25/2019: Christmas

270 - What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? (1 min)

12/26/2019: Boxing Day

271 - How do billboards talk? (1 min)

December 27, 2019

272 - Why do dogs always know who’s calling? (1 min)

12/28/2019: National Call a Friend Day

273 - What happens when a frog parks illegally? (1 min)

December 29, 2019

274 - What do you call a pig who plays basketball? (1 min)

December 30, 2019

275 - What is a cow’s favorite holiday? (1 min)

12/31/2019: New Years Eve

276 - Where does a mathematician ring in the new year? (1 min)

1/1/2020: New Years Day

277 - How do you get a baby alien to stop crying? (1 min)

1/2/2020: National Science Fiction Day

278 - What did the king’s guard wear to bed? (1 min)

1/3/2020: Festival of Sleep Day

279 - Do you know what kind of bug loves to ride roller coasters? (1 min)

1/4/2020 National Spaghetti Day/National Trivia Day

280 - What’s a bird’s favorite game? (1 min)

1/5/2020: National Bird Day/National Whipped Cream Day

281 - Why can’t you trust a burrito? (1 min)

1/6/2020: National Bean Day

282 - How do geologists like to relax? (1 min)

1/7/2020: Old Rock Day

283 - How do you know if a chicken likes classical music? (1 min)

January 8, 2020

284 - Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? (1 min)

1/9/2020: Static Electricity Day

285 - What did the big flower say to the small flower? (1 min)

1/10/2020: National Houseplant Appreciation Day

286 - What do you call a snail on a ship? (1 min)

January 11, 2020

287 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? (1 min)

January 12, 2020

288 - How do glue sticks taste food? (1 min)

1/13/2020: National Sticker Day

289 - What did the dog waiter say to his customers when he brought out their food? (1 min)

1/14/2020: National Clean Your Desk Day/National Dress Up Your Pet Day

290 - What did the step say to the other step? (1 min)

January 15, 2020

291 - Why aren’t there clocks in the library? (1 min)

January 16, 2020

292 - What does Benjamin Franklin and a duck have in common? (1 min)

1/17/2020: Ben Franklin’s Birthday

293 - What does an English teacher love to bake? (1 min)

1/18/2020: National Thesaurus Day

294 - Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army? (1 min)

1/19/2020: National Popcorn Day

295 - Why did the DJ try to fly? (1 min)

1/20/2020: Cheese Lover’s Day/National DJ Day/Penguin Awareness Day

296 - What did the Dalmatian say after it finished lunch? (1 min)

What did the Dalmatian say after it finished lunch?

297 - What do you call 2 ears that are best friends? (1 min)

1/22/2020: Pinna’s 1st Birthday

298 - What did the evil pen say to the paper? (1 min)

1/23/2020: National Handwriting Day

299 - What did the lion say to his best friend? (1 min)

1/24/2020: National Compliment Day

300 - Why did the spider use the computer? (1 min)

1/25/2020: National Opposite Day

301 - Where do you learn to make banana splits? (1 min)

January 26, 2020

302 - What do you call a tired pea? (1 min)

January 27, 2020

303 - What did the kazoo say to its friend when he sneezed? (1 min)

1/28/2020: National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day/National Kazoo Day

304 - Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? (1 min)

1/29/2020: National Puzzle Day

305 - What did the croissant say when he was mad at his friend? (1 min)

1/30/2020: National Croissant Day

306 - What school supply is always tired? (1 min)

January 31, 2020

307 - What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? (1 min)

2/1/2020: Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day

308 - Where does a groundhog go when it’s sick? (1 min)

2/2/2020: Groundhog Day

309 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? (1 min)

February 3, 2020

310 - What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has millions of letters? (1 min)

2/4/2020: Thank a Mailman Day

311 - Why do birds make the best spies? (1 min)

February 5, 2020

312 - What do cats like to eat on a hot summer day? (1 min)

February 6, 2020

313 - Why do trains like gum so much? (1 min)

2/7/2020: Bubblegum Day

314 - What’s the best day of the week to fly a kite? (1 min)

2/8/2020: Kite Flying Day

315 - What did the pizza say when it introduced itself? (1 min)

2/9/2020: National Pizza Day

316 - What goes up when the rain comes down? (1 min)

2/10/2020: Umbrella Day

317 - What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (1 min)

2/11/2020: Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

318 - Do you know why he got his nickname, Honest Abe? (1 min)

2/12/2020: Abraham Lincoln’s Birthday

319 - Why are magicians such great students? (1 min)

February 13, 2020

320 - Hey, what did one volcano say to the other? (1 min)

2/14/2020: Valentine’s Day

321 - How does a mummy start a letter? (1 min)

February 15, 2020

322 - Where do saplings go to school? (1 min)

February 16, 2020

323 - How do you keep bagels from getting stolen? (1 min)

2/17/2020: Random Acts of Kindness Day

324 - What did the negative battery say to the other? (1 min)

2/18/2020: National Battery Day

325 - What is a monster’s favorite type of cookie? (1 min)

2/19/2020: National Chocolate Mint Day

326 - What kind of lizard always tells jokes? (1 min)

2/20/2020: Love Your Pet Day

327 - What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? (1 min)

2/21/2020: Sticky Bun Day

328 - What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? (1 min)

2/22/2020: George Washington’s Birthday

329 - Why are tennis games always so loud? (1 min)

2/23/2020: Tennis Day

330 - Why don’t shrimp like basketball? (1 min)

February 24, 2020

331 - What do you get when you cross a bike and a flower? (1 min)

February 25, 2020

332 - What does Princess Ariel like to put on her toast? (1 min)

2/26/2020: Tell a Fairy Tale Day

333 - What do you call a polar bear that likes to skate? (1 min)

2/27/2020: Polar Bear Day

334 - What dinosaur has the cleanest teeth? (1 min)

2/28/2020: National Tooth Fairy Day

335 - What do surgeons perform on Leap Day? (1 min)

2/29/2020: Leap Day

336 - What do pigs put on their boo boos? (1 min)

3/1/2020: National Pig Day/National Compliment Day

337 - Which punctuation mark runs the fastest? (1 min)

March 2, 2020

338 - What is a finger’s favorite fairy tale? (1 min)

3/3/2020: If Pets Had Thumbs Day

339 - Why did the rooster cross the road? (1 min)

March 4, 2020

340 - What did the genie say to the basketball player? (1 min)

March 5, 2020

341 - How long should you put frozen fish in the microwave? (1 min)

3/6/2020: National Frozen Food Day

342 - Who is the smartest pig in the world? (1 min)

3/7/2020: National Crown Roast of Pork Day

343 - What’s a tree’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast? (1 min)

March 8, 2020

344 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? June! June who? (1 min)

March 9, 2020

345 - What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? (1 min)

3/10/2020: International Find a Pay Phone Day

346 - What tool does a mathematician always use? (1 min)

3/11/2020: Worship of Tools Day

347 - How did the Girl Scout earn her cooking badge? (1 min)

3/12/2020: Girl Scout’s Day

348 - What’s a snake’s favorite birthstone? (1 min)

3/13/2020: Jewel Day

349 - What do butterflies sleep on? (1 min)

3/14/2020: Learn About Butterflies Day

350 - What is a sheep’s favorite sports car? (1 min)

March 15, 2020

351 - How did the Panda get its dinner stolen? (1 min)

3/16/2020: Giant Panda Day

352 - Why shouldn’t you iron a 4 leaf clover? (1 min)

3/17/2020: St. Patrick’s Day

353 - What did the sunburn say to the other sunburn? (1 min)

March 18, 2020

354 - What is a baby chicken’s favorite game? (1 min)

3/19/2020: Poultry Day

355 - What do you call a snail that’s good at baseball? (1 min)

March 20, 2020

356 - Why aren’t Christmas trees good at sewing? (1 min)

3/21/2020: National Quilting Day

357 - What do cows like to use when they text? (1 min)

3/22/2020: National Goof Off Day

358 - What type of dog loves to shower? (1 min)

3/23/2020: National Puppy Day

359 - Knock-knock! Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? (1 min)

March 24, 2020

360 - What did the waffle say to the waffle iron when it turned over? (1 min)

3/25/2020: Pecan Day/Waffle Day

361 - Did you hear about the scientist who only studies soda? (1 min)

3/26/2020: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

362 - Where do rabbits learn how to fly? (1 min)

March 27, 2020

363 - What do you say to a kebob when it’s being too loud? (1 min)

3/28/2020: Something on a Stick Day

364 - What do you call a little restaurant at the bottom of the ocean? (1 min)

3/29/2020: National Mom and Pop Business Owner Day

365 - Why did the house go to the doctor? (1 min)

3/30/2020: National Doctor’s Day

366 - Knock-knock! Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? (1 min)

3/31/2020: Last Joke of the Day